And the winner is.......

Well, since nobody was able to correctly translate "coco chairs" into English, the big-big-prize is going to the comment that amused me the most. All of the guesses were great, but JUSTIN'S comment pointing out my child's superior intelligence really stood out. Justin, if you can flatter your college professors they way you flattered me, you will be a very successful college freshman next year!

"Coco Chairs" is actually Paigelish for "Twinkle Stars"

Every night before bed (but after her tubes have been flushed, bags have been filled and primed, pump reset, miles of tape applied to multiple apparatus, and bunny lovingly placed in Paige's hand) we turn out the lights and look up at the ceiling. There are several green glowing stars from the little kids who lived here before us. Paige cuddles into our arms and we sing a few rounds of twinkle, twinkle, little star while she sings along......with her own lyrics.

Thanks for your guesses everyone!