From the mouths of babes.....

Paige has always been funny, but now that she is talking a lot more, she makes us laugh harder and much more often.

A few days ago Paige was in the kitchen feeding Mag. Naturally, I was standing nearby supervising. Also...naturally...I....well...I farted. ITS NATURAL! Anyway, Paige immediately stopped what she was doing, stood up and said "OH! Mommy POOPED!" Absolutely hysterical.

A few days after that I was upstairs trying on a new bra. Yes, this is another gem from Paige that is less than flattering for me. The garment was comfy enough.....but...I was worried it may have been a little too pointy. I needed a second opinion......I got a third.

I walked out of our room and asked Mike

"Do you think this bra is too pointy?"

He walked over with Paige and gave me the once over.

"Hmmmm...its not that pointy....its fine."

While we were discussing, Paige wanted me to pick her up. I was asking Mike one more time, showing my profile etc. when Paige piped in.

She grabbed my boobs with both hands and questioned

"Elbows in there?"

Hmmm....confirmation that it was indeed, too pointy?